So your little brother looks exactly like Yabu. Thanks for not telling me until he turned 17 today. YOU WIN OK YOU WIN

Ok going blading with fat turds now bye





Hey! Someone thinks I'm funny! Finally!

http://community.livejournal.com/sgsale/29423681.html?page=1#comments

The world isn't so dumb after all, hengkalaosai





This has got to be the most fucking stupid person ever

http://whitedot.livejournal.com/
http://community.livejournal.com/sgsecrets/157209.html, ctrl f "whitedot"

I just want to stuff Cheesy Meltz in her face until she becomes bulimic and dries up.




I don't understand what I just said.

Also, WILL YOU ALL STOP ASKING ME FOR BACK VIEW OF TOP/MEETUPS IN SEREMBAN AT 4 AM/RESERVES PLSPLSPLSSUPERINTERESTED/WHATEVER OTHER PANGSAI GODDAMMIT I HATE, HATE, HATE YOU ALL.

Fucking!!!!!!! Retards!!!!!!!!

Aiya S****i just come back now la thanks





what i meant to say was, CONGRATUFUCKINGLATIONS.





so, perrineau now has a Wife.

i feel weird.





ONCE MORE AND I SWEAR I WILL END THIS AND RIP OUT YOUR FUCKING PROSTATE BITCHFUCKSHITCOCKASSBLOODYFUCKINGHELLGODDAMN

PLEASE. JUST. DIE.





hi everybody, i love s****i like shit, so how?

i am clearly going to hell. AGAIN





From  http://www.medhelp.org/forums/WomensHealth/messages/1112.html:



fresnoborn: LATELY I HAVE BEEN HAVING ALOT OF BLOOD CLOTS DURING MY CYCLE AND THIS MONTH I WAS HAVING A HEAVY PERIOD AND THEN WHEN I WENT TO THE BATHROOM I PASSED A BLOOD CLOT AS BIG AS A GRAPEFRUIT AND THEN MY PERIOD STOPPED NOW IT'S BACK AGAIN VERY LIGHT. I HAVE HAD MY TUBES TIED AND ALREADY HAVE 3 GROWN CHILDREN. SHOULD I SEE THE GYNECOLOGIST OR IS THIS NORMAL? I NEED SOME ADVISE

kjsk: i am sitting here with my mouth wide open! as big as a grapefruit you say?? that is indeed cause for concern.

fresnoborn: YES, AS BIG AS A GRAPEFRUIT. WHEN I PULLED MY PANTS DOWN IT ROLLED DOWN MY LEG AND FELL TO THE FLOOR. WHEN I TRIED TO PICK IT UP, IT KEPT BREAKING APART AND I HAD A MESS TO CLEAN. THEN IT JUST STOPPED AND THEN AFTER I HAD SEX THE NEXT DAY WITH MY HUSBAND IT STARTED BACK BUT REAL LIGHT. AS I REREAD THIS IT SOUNDS KINDA WEIRD, BUT I AM BEING TRUTHFUL.

JoAnnaRF: A few hours after I had my second child, while I was still in the hospital, I felt this major need to push, just like I did when I gave birth. I got myself out of the bed to go to the bathroom and while standing, I HAD to push. I passed a blood clot the size of a bowling ball. It hit the floor and so did I. It was the last thing I remembered until I was brought back. My husband was with me luckily when it happened and he called a nurse. I had stopped breathing, my heart had stopped and the nurse did CPR until the Doc came in and saved me. Obviously I was bleeding to death internally and I had to get immediate treatment and blood.

SUNNYHILLS: I HAVE BEEN HAVING BLOOD CLOTS SINCE I HAD A MISS CAREGE 2 YEARS AGO BUT IF ONE WAS AS BIG AS A GRAPEFRUIT I THINK I WOULD PASS OUT. I DONT KNOW HOW YOU WERE STILL ACTIVE AFTER THAT. WHEN I HAD ONE BIGGER THAN A QUARTER I THREW UP.



Oh lord. I cannot stop Rolling on Floor Laughing My Ass Off. FUCK~

"Miss Carege"..............oh, America.





hi, favourite cny blog entry.


i took the the pineapple tarts n imagined they were UFOs.. n so i held them up in the air n played wif them n make them fly around....

den i opened moi mouth big big den they fly n parked inside my mouth...

den i swallowed them lor...


it owns.





thanks, all. says:
what inner faggot?!?!?
thanks, all. says:
FUCK YOU
thanks, all. says:
im as man as erm mr butterfly ass coleman




CUE CONVULSION





NEW IDIOT NEW IDIOT

i duno why my passport was scrutinised for a particularly long time. Quite fed up i was when i wrote reason for entering hk as "settling down" which was partially true cos i was damn tired.

an acquaintance.





I ♥ ABALONE


yeah





i want to KILL you, job.





OHOHOHOHHO _RETROCHIC MAKES AN UPDATE:
erm erm where's home club (i m a kuku bird!!! but i seriously don't know where it is!)

SHE CALLS HERSELF A......PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


and her friends defend her:
for god sake. here isnt where u score marks for perfect english. i would rather u saved those comments to urself than making urself like a fucking fool. shOo* now FUCK OFF.

amazing. is there anywhere else you can find so many language errors in one sentence? they are treasure.



i am uncool. while rest of the world goes to prom i sit here blogging about my new favourite retard.